Stockings around the Christmas tree
Look so bad that your jaw drops.
Once he got a good look at them
Santa Claus went into shock.
Who comes up with these Christmas cakes?
Have the bakers lost their minds?
Did they drink too much spiced eggnog?
Or are they legally blind?
You will see a glut of flotsam pieces as you neeear
Cakes that just won't make you jolly
Hey, d'you think that might be holly?
Shocking amounts of frosting, these
Might send you right 'round the bend
Will you hold out for better cakes
Or just buy these in the end?
BONUS CAROL OF THE SILVER BELLS:
[sing it with me, now!]
A choir of thanks to Maryann M., Janet G., Kadmi, Megan K., Katherine D., Jackson L., Ann M., Jenna C., Ashley S., & Grainne, who all want to go Christmas caroling with Sharyn. Me, too, guys. ME, TOO.