Friday Favs 8/14/15

Some of my favorite new submissions this week.

Because bakeries are running out of ideas, I give you:

John Deere Zombie Chickens!

Also known as, The Clucking Dead.

On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is this?

Personally, I think it falls somewhere between "Ped Eggs" and toddlers-who-won't-break-eye-contact.
[shudder]

But really, the best part are the buttons. Go on, think about it.

Ever heard the expression, "getting sh**-faced?"

'Cuz someone took that WAY too literally:

Ew.

Angie wanted to get her friend a cake, but there was a problem: apparently "Happy 50th Birthday, Melissa" wouldn't fit.

But don't worry, the baker was still able to squeeze something out:

So moving.

(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Ready for the next stream of orders? Hey, where are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come back! I haven't used my famous "You're in trouble" line yet!)

Thanks to Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring enough... to give a crap.

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And from my other blog, EPBOT:

Miss Piggy Goes Speed Dating

Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up, maybe she should try Speed Dating!

I can see it now...

*Ding*

"So. You're a pig."

*Ding*

[awkward silence]

*Ding*

"Don't worry; that's just Bob, my cold sore."

*Ding*

"Oh, were we not supposed to bring food to this thing?"

*Ding*

[....]

*Ding*

"My ex says I'm all hands, but really... those are feet."

*Ding*

"How do you feel about tadpoles?"

*Ding*

"Pick me up, and I promise I won't pee on you."

*Ding*

"These things? Darned if I know. Mom says I was born with 'em, but they just started growing the yellow bumps last year. You wanna feel?"

*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*

Um, maybe you should try Match.frog, Piggy.

Thanks to Missy N., Dianne W., Jenni M., Maddisun, Jake B., Jana Y., Katelyn M., Nancy S., & Erin R., and here's hoping Miss Piggy finds love again... before she croaks.

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And from my other blog, EPBOT: