Friday Favs 2/12/16

A few of my favorite submissions this week:

You and me both, Tiffany:

You and me both.

Her baby's name is Izzy, but apparently the bakery thought Bonnie was a fan of Japanese cars?

Meanwhile, Laura asked for a "big monogrammed P" on her cake:

I'll be honest, I was kinda hoping that would go a different way.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this next cake, you guys:

It is glorious and should inspire all your future birthday cakes.

ALL OF THEM.

The History Of This Next Cake, Which Is Also My Favorite This Week:

Baker: "Oh wow, these icing roses turned out GORGEOUS!"

[head tilt]

...I should add a bunch of sh*t around them."

Thanks to Tiffany H., Bonnie F., Laura C., Dawna Z., & Mindy H. for helping me give John the best Valentines present: my man LOVES him some poop jokes. YOU'RE WELCOME, BABE.

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The Best/Worst Valentine Cakes To Give Someone You Love

Wonky hearts and cupid bows are so predictable.

Why not spice up this Valentines Day with something a little... you know... [eyebrow waggle]

...confusing.

Of course you want to leave some things to the imagination:

As big as WHAT can be, you ask?

Well, now, [WINK] that's up to YOU to... ok, a rainbow. They meant the rainbow. Happy?

There's also the direct approach:

("Bloody L, I can't tell if I should censor this or not!")

But try not to confuse your baker:

For once I'm siding with the seller - 'cuz that shiz is hilarious.

And finally, the best/worst Valentines cake for anyone who loves cake, Tom Selleck, edible chest hair, and, of course, the word "moist."

BOOM.

Thanks to Anony M., Chris T., Linda H., Kim W., & Carley C. for the classic Cake Wrecks throwback.

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