Friday Favs 3/4

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

Here's a late Valentine's submission that TRUMPS all others:

Hmm. I'm pretty sure every joke I could make here will get me in trouble.

This is my face right now:

Also, seriously, bakers, what is the DEAL with your Ninja Turtle cakes? 0.o

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If you think about it, a baby shower IS reaping what you sow...

Though doesn't that make this more appropriate for the baby's dad?

(Oooh, can we swap out "baby daddy" for "baby sower?" That is SO MUCH BETTER, you guys.
Assuming you're into plant puns. Which, c'mon, who isn't?)

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More Words That Don't Mean What Bakers Think They Mean:
Ombre

Bakers, you keep using that word.

Stop it.

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Jenn's office ordered a cookie cake for their new employees, and asked the bakery to write, "Welcome, Noobs!" on it.

They got this:

Oh, wow - I just realized "welcome" is misspelled, too.

So... the only word they got right... is the one that wasn't supposed to be there.

Bravo, bakers. BRAVO.

Thanks to Maria C., Gary R., Yinner, Denise K., & Jenn for proving her bakers really are comma noobs.

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It's Official: Bakers Hate The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I don't know why, minions, but it's true: bakers hate the Ninja Turtles.

How else can you explain this?

Or this?

Or THIS?

Aw, a lobster reached across his face and tried to flex. SO CUTE.

So fierce are the flames of this loathing that some bakers are driven - DRIVEN, I say - to churn out new turtle-'trocities every week!

But why?

Did they hear "Cowabunga" one too many times as a child?

Is this retribution for the Turtles' anchovy & fudge sauce pizza orders?

Are these bakers secret members of The Foot Clan?!

Or - and this one is truly unthinkable - do they not like the new theme song*?

♫ The good guys win and bad guys lose! ♪

[awkwardly stops chair dancing]

Ahem.

Whatever the reason, bakers, can't we all just get along?

And stop shoving spoons in Raphael's face?

After all, bakers, we really don't need you destroying our childhood heroes.

We have movie producers for that.*

Thanks to Amanda S., Carrie H., Crista C., Aubrey D., Becca, Cat R., Sharlyn W., Anony M., Jennifer J., & Tabatha B. for the excuse to post this:

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

[resumes chair dancing]

[* Though I'm optimistic about Lady Ghostbusters. Did you see the new trailer that dropped today?]

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