Friday Favs 10/7/16

A few of my favorite new submissions this week:

What do you think, worst proposal ever?

I mean, it's misspelled and on a DONUT, for StayPuft's sake.

Then again, if s/he says no, I suppose you could claim it was a joke ("I just meant I'm really cheerful!") and eat the evidence super quick. So hey, silver lining.

I can't decide if this is an argument for more art in school, or less:

o.0

And hey, speaking of anatomically improbable figures:

Is his chin a pepper shaker?

And please tell me I'm not the only one squicked out by the thong-not-reaching-all-the-way-between-the-legs thing. YOUR THONG NEEDS BETTER SUPPORT, DUDE. Nobody wants all that flapping around and migratin' and whatnot.

(I know what you're thinking, and yes, I would be a terrible person to invite to your bachelorette party. I'd be the one handing out sweaters and Purell and asking if we can turn the music down.)

And finally, these segues practically write themselves, because someone ordered this MAC lipstick cake:

...but in leopard print. I have no idea why.

Anyway, Douglas Adams was right, y'all: BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD.

Especially when it's supposed to be leopard-spotted lipstick. Which, ostensibly, this is. [suspicious look] Yeeeeeah.

Thanks to Leah F., Tiassa, Naomie-Ruth, & Aviancee, who I'm still not sure I believe, but hey, I report, YOU DECIDE.

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Stranger Bakery Things

I don't want to alarm anyone, but things have gotten strange in bakeries lately.

First there's the "upside down" problem:

Then there are these whirling vortex cakes I could swear weren't here before:

Someone ordered a "We'll miss you" cake, and got this instead:

Don't tell me he's missing again?

...and now I think these Christmas lights are sending me coded messages.

I'm telling the 2th, I swear!

Also, I don't want to be mean, but...

There is definitely something off with 11.

Drat, don't look now, but the sheet cakes are doing that thing again:

This... this can't be good.

Could it be?

THE DEMOGORGON!?

[head tilt]

Or... maybe an albino E.T. frog.

Which is even stranger, and also a thing.

There's only one explanation, you guys. We've found

Listen! Do you smell something?

Thanks to Mandie V., Maria D., Cait C., MK, Angie P., Heather E., Keleabonte, Rose C., & Heather E. who didn't waffle when things got strange. Um, if you don't hear from me soon, could someone please call Sheriff Grimes?

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