A Fairy Tale Wrecking

Once upon a crime... 

 Belle went on a killing spree,

while Cinderella stayed home and pondered the meaning of thumbs.

 THE END.

Thanks to Suzanne S. for making me laugh like a fool for far longer than is socially acceptable.

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Market "Shares"

When it comes to advertising their goods, this bakery knows just how to squeak by:

IT'S A TRAP!!

Of course, not every label can be so appetizing:

Because "Ball Sack" was just a little too formal.

And speaking of Balzac...

Let's be realistic: It's French. No one will notice.

Now here's a place that knows just how to garner the most business with their promotional mailers:

Yep, blurring out their contact information was definitely the right move.

And finally, this bakery gets the gold star for truth in advertising:

Hey, you can't say they didn't warn you.

Thanks to Michelle M., Julie M., Tiffany H., Naveed & Athena, & Kristen Y. for signing us up.

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