The All-Purpose Cake Wrecks Apology Post

Greetings, offended party!

If you've been directed to this link it's because your friend/SO/boss/family member/baker/etc feels badly about that thing they did, and they want to make it up to you. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be apologized to in the sweetest, most personalized way possible.

Hi, person whose feelings I care about.

Or, "Crislian." (Fun Fact: That's how they say your name in Denmark!)

Listen, remember when I did/said that thing? The thing that was maybe not so great in relation to your feelings/situation?

This is just an example. Our thing is way worse, I know.

(Besides, we both know EVERY boby loves you.)

Anyway, so I did/said the thing, and I was all:

And then YOU were all:

Which made me TOTALLY:

Because I never meant to be mean like that - not when there are so many OTHER ways I could be mean, am I right? Eh? EH? Heyoooo

Oh, too soon for jokes? Cool, cool, you're totally right.

Um, moving on...

Look, let me get to the point.

I know you like dinosaurs.

Also I'm sorry.

But just in case you don't believe me, I got you this:

It's a picture of a cake.

I hope you like it.

But in case you don't, I also got you this one:

Which has a little something for everyone, IF you know what I mean.

Heyoooooo oh. Still too soon? Right. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Thanks to Emily L., Amber B., Jackie M., Jen L., Lindsey K., Wendy J., Rebecca B., Patricia L., & Donna B. for this sorry state of affairs.

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Sunday Sweets For Avengers: Infinity War

You guys, I think I'm the only one left who hasn't seen Infinity War.

But no matter!

From everyone's Facebook reactions I already know it's a lighthearted, leisurely romp that I think takes place on the beach? Because there's sand everywhere?

Anyhoo. The point is you don't need the plot to want to gnaw on Thor's hammer here:

(By Shams D in South Africa)

And for those of you who were expecting a sugar sculpture of Chris Hemsworth: SHAME ON YOU.

::wink::

That's this one:

(By Elena Serena Michelizzi in Italy)

I am excited about the Guardians of the Galaxy meeting the Avengers, though:

(By My Sweet Dream Cakes in Western Australia)

In my dream casting Baby Groot plays every role, just dressed up in different outfits.

Plus there's Black Panther!

(By Lamara Cakes in Nigeria)

I love this combination of a traditional African design with his face mask. So, so gorgeous.

I like the newest Spider-Man almost as much as I like this cake:

(By Starry Delights in Nottingham, UK)

The shading really makes it.

I heard a rumor Hawkeye is NOT in Infinity War, which is a shame because his arrows look great holding up Thor's cape:

(By Bee Sweet Bakery in France)

And you've really got to hand it to this next design:

(By Something Sweet in Pennsylvania)

Hulk's hands coming through the base to hold up ANOTHER cake board? I approve.

Oh, and does it get any cuter than Deadpool riding a unicorn?

(By Letterpress Bakery in Vancouver)

NO IT DOES NOT.

Last weekend John and I were at MegaCon here in Orlando (Shameless Plug: go see my photos!), and there was a hilarious trend of every Marvel character wearing their own Infinity Gauntlet.

Personally I'd like my gauntlet made out of cake:

(By Imgur user flashbackjon and his wife)

All the infinity stones are lit up! And yes, it's really cake!

Of course I can't include EVERY character from Infinity War here... or can I?

(By Vereen Tjoeng of Delightfully Cake in Bandung, Indonesia)

BOOM. There they are. Thanks, Vereen!

Have a Sweet Sunday, everyone!

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