Sox It To 'Em

Eileen's hubby Ralph is a big Red Sox fan, so she asked the bakery to put that on his birthday cake.

And just to be safe, she reminded them that "Red Sox" is spelled with an x.

(Can you guess where this is going?)

NAILED IT.

You can always trust Peter Venkman to put into facial expressions what you can't.

Thanks to Eileen P., and hairless pets. WEIRD.

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Hey Look! A Penguin!

My friends, it's 3:17 AM.

DO YOU KNOW THIS IS A PENGUIN?

Well it is.

And now you are AWARE.

Sunday was Penguin Awareness Day, so here are a few more facts you should know:

FACT: Penguins have hinged necks, and can swivel their chins up 160 degrees.

Or maybe this one was hit by a truck.

Either way, best not to step over it while wearing a skirt.

FACT: Penguins are part ninja. One could be sneaking up behind you at this very moment, and you would never know.

A dark aura of foreboding washed over Rudolph... along with the faint scent of kippers.

FACT: Penguins have an affinity for lifting classic cars with their beaks.
It really impresses the hot chicks.

"Vroom vroom, mutha*&!@r!"

FACT: Penguins don't die.
Well, ok, they DO die, but then they turn into ghost penguins, which are, like, WAY cooler.

FACT: That "cooler" line was totally intentional.

FACT: Penguins can actually melt in water tainted with 2000 Flushes.

So no splashing.

Thanks to Traci G., Stefanya M., Michele K., Ginie, Chardy C., & Gene H. for nuthin' but the facts, man.

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