Battle Of The Yoda Dongs

Since I know you were wondering, minions: Yes, Saturday Night Live DID copy the cakes in last night's sketch:

It's a perfect wreck-plica!

That's a homemade wreck, though - as was the Cookie Monster - so obviously SNL didn't find those here.

Ahhh, but the last one? THAT was here first. In fact, I posted it all the way back in 2013, during the Andrew Weiner sexting scandal - remember that? Eesh.

Man, I loved that post, too. Cake dongs GALORE. It had to have a parental warning and everything - and you know those are the best ones.

So hey, in honor of SNL giving us the most accidental and unspoken shout-out ever, let's do this: let's rerun my original post, and have a BATTLE OF THE YODA DONGS. Awww yeeeeeah.

Hit it, John!

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Parental Note: In case the title didn't give it away, today's post is not appropriate for children. It's still safe for work, though.

Hallo, my succulent little cyber love bunnies. I... am Carlos Danger. And I have something to show you.

It's my wiener, doing a little dance. IF you know what I mean. [winkwink]

Oh, were you expecting something else? Something more... personal? Well, I'm sorry, my virtual vixens of viscosity, but I don't do that anymore.

That's right, I have changed my nasty, exhibitionist ways! Again! So, no more texted photos of Mr. Nozzle Nose - no sir! Now I will only be sending photos of pure, innocent, everyday smiley things.

Like these turtles:

Or these carrots:

Or the occasional attentive butterfly:

Or Thanksgiving turkey:

Or Christmas stocking:

Yes, instead of sharing my groinal glory with the world, I've come to appreciate travel:

And shooting hoops with the boys:

Fishing:

And even a little outdoor grilling:

Plus I've taken up baseball again:

 Have I mentioned I'm a big Star Wars fan?

I tell you all this, my comely constituents, because I want you all to know that, first and foremost, I am a patriot. A huge, upstanding, balls-to-the-wall, letting-it-all-hang-out, PATRIOT.

So, on behalf of both myself and my talented staff, allow me to end with this:

Oh, and if you could all just slip me your phone numbers on the way out, that'd be swell. Thx.

Thanks to Annette P., Courtney M., Jimmy L., Bijan P., Heather K., Alison L., C., Shelley C., Anony M., Peace, Trish, Gina S., & Jana C. for sharing phone pics we actually want to see. Mostly.

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And now a side-by-side, just cuz:

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Sunday Sweets Brings The Llama Drama

You guys, llamas are so hot right now. All that fur? Oh yeah, they're keepin' warm.

(By Alba's Cake Studio in California)

But also, Llamas are SO POPULAR now. Move over, sloths! Not only does llama rhyme with "no drama," they're also (basically) long-necked sheep with bunny ears and giant, boop-able noses:

(By Menina Dociera, Indonesia)

I mean, what's not to love?

Plus all llama's love pastels, which makes them superior to any primary-color-loving animal:

(Found on Re Pretti's Instagram)

Sometimes they're even pastel themselves!

(By Cup 'N Cake, Arizona)

Eeeeee! SO CUTE. (I think her fur is actual cotton candy, y'all. This is amazing.)

Check out these cool cats... who are actually llamas:

(By Kupcakes & Co, Maryland)

Or are they alpacas?

Note to self: Google the difference between llamas and alpacas.
(Or just wait for the commenters to tell you.)

This one is rocking the best blue bouffant:

(By Rossana Avila)

She's so dapper, I love it.

And this one may have the boopiest nose of all:

(By Bumble Bake in New York)

D'awww. And look at those eyelashes!

Here's a sweetie looking lovely in lilac:

(By Natasha Rice Cakes, California, based on the art of Sweet Bestiary)

And, be still my heart, here comes a whole herd!

(By Carlota's Sweets, Florida)

How could you possibly pick a favorite?
(Dibs on the orange bow tie, which is CLEARLY the best one. :D)

And finally, here comes the softest cotton cloud in the sweetest pink bow to make all of us sit and sigh happily:

(By Sugar High, Inc)

Ahhhhh. So sweet.

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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