Santa, Baby, PUT THAT AWAY

Kristy L. sent in this screenshot of a local bakery's online ad, along with a caption I couldn't beat if I tried.

All she wrote was, "Sun's out, fun's out!"



Thank you, Kristy, for saving me from making a North Pole/South Pole joke - because you KNOW that was coming.

Now please enjoy this completely random and unrelated SNL sketch:

As well as this completely random and unrelated product that popped up on Amazon while I was searching for... well, never mind what I searching for:


"Sir Perky Bottle Opener Set"

Happy Christmas in July, y'all.


And from my other blog, Epbot: