Taste The Rainbow

[gazing dramatically into distance]  

Sooome... WHERE.... oooover the rainbow!

My, oh my.

There's a cake that I heard of

Once that I'd like to buy.

Some... ONE... spelled out the colors!

Chris is "blue."

Why... did... the wreck-er-a-tor

Pipe the instructions, too?

Someday I'll get into my car
And drive until the wrecks are far behind me!

("Scarlett around the Edge")

Where "banquet"'s spelled right in the shops

And no one tries to sell cake flops

That's where yooouuu'll FIIINNND me!

Some... WHERE... ooover the rainbow

Bakers try.

They... don't... write out instructions

Those are the cakes I'll buy.

If happy customers can buy

Cakes with a "rainbow"
why ooohh whyyyy
caaaaan't I?

Thanks to Tristan S., Vern M., Tim L., Debi G., Sarah B., David H., Brenda T., Karen B., Stephanie D., and Sahara H. for really bringing the house down.

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What Did You Do, Ray?!

Did you see they're making a new Ghostbusters movie??

No no, ANOTHER new one.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say...

...this is why you don't abbreviate "who are."

I do have a few questions, though. Hang on. ::shuffling notes::

Ahem.

Question 1:

Where do these stairs go?

You're right. No... human being... would stacks cakes like this.

Question 2:

Who does your taxes?

I hear this guy has great rates.

Question 3:

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

o.0

I'd call that a big "yes."

And lastly...

OK, who brought the dog?

He keeps staring at me with the bug eyes.

Thanks to D'anita H., Amy C., Robyn G., & Andrea N. for being my cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA. And also for tolerating my ridiculously obscure Ghostbusters jokes. If you're getting all these, please be my friend.

(Andrea, sorry about the "bug eyes," thing. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.)

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