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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

What Did You Do, Ray?!

Did you see they're making a new Ghostbusters movie??

No no, ANOTHER new one.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say...

...this is why you don't abbreviate "who are."


I do have a few questions, though. Hang on. ::shuffling notes::


Question 1:

Where do these stairs go?

You're right. No... human being... would stacks cakes like this.


Question 2:

Who does your taxes?

I hear this guy has great rates.


Question 3:

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?


I'd call that a big "yes."


And lastly...

OK, who brought the dog?

He keeps staring at me with the bug eyes.


Thanks to D'anita H., Amy C., Robyn G., & Andrea N. for being my cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA. And also for tolerating my ridiculously obscure Ghostbusters jokes. If you're getting all these, please be my friend.

(Andrea, sorry about the "bug eyes," thing. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.)


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Reader Comments (15)

I neeeeeeed to know. Did the staircase cake couple really have 20 attendants? If so, I would love to have seen that spectacle. And also if so, those tiny cakes aren't even going to feed the wedding party, much less any strangers who may have wandered in after they put every friend and acquaintance in the wedding.

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Arte you a God?

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterFrankN.Stein

I chuckled WAY too hard on the third image ( stairway to--well...let's assume that it isn't the one to heaven), okay?) The way they're leaning back on the way down, all I could hear in my head was, "Here come the judge---here come the judge---!" =^-.-^=

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Ok, the cough syrup cake -- (tilts head) -- WTH is that middle layer supposed to be?

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChrisPV

If there's something strange in the bakery
Who you gonna call? (Call Cake Wrecks)
If you icing's saved by an apostrophe,
who're gonna call? (Call Cake Wrecks)

I ain't afraid of no dogs
I ain't afraid of no dogs.
If your cake has stairs that go nowhere
Who you gonna call? (Call Cake Wrecks)
If you got cough meds on your bottom tier
Who you gonna call? (Call Cake Wrecks)
I ain't afraid of no cakes
I ain't afraid of no cakes.
Who you gonna call? (Call Cake Wrecks)
If you've gone and missed a Happy 7st
Just Call Cake Wrecks

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSomeone New

Type something. We're paying for this stuff.

I'll be your friend Jen! I got ALL the obscure references! :)

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterkrunchifrog

I am so glad they labeled the last cake...I thought it was a cat.

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Wow. Love Ghostbusters, but these are... yikes. Someone call Cake Buster's. Oh wait, they did! That's why these are here!! :P

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

Love it @Someone New!
And Jen, I got all your Ghostbusters jokes and definitely wnt to be your friend!
Oh, and cake #1? Made me laugh until my coworkers came to check on me!

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

These are interesting cakes. I'll have a piece of the second last one please because I have a sore throat today.

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLaShawna

why does the ghost look like Eric Stonestreet?

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

I'm slow-clapping for Someone New. 👏.....👏.....👏.
That, was beautiful.

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterVioletRose

This house is clean!
…Crap, wrong movie.

But if you still want to be friends, I'll bring the marshmallows…
(Also, Annie Potts is awesome as Meemaw on "Young Sheldon," for the record.)

February 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

Maybe the wreckerator took too many cold meds the day that these cakes were made lol. Honestly I needed a good laugh after doing taxes today thank you for that :D

February 22, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I love this plan. I’m excited to be a part of it.

February 23, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLiz

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