Don't Take That Literally, Spider-Man

Briana S. asked the baker to make her cookie cake "look cute."

BIG MISTAKE.

 

And when Lynnette's baker asked what color frosting she wanted, she said, "Whatever pops out of the icing tube; I don't care."

You should know better, Lynn.

Not gonna lie; given Spidey's positioning, my mind went somewhere else entirely with the whole "pops out" thing. (WHAT.)

 

You ever pick up a cake at the grocery store bakery, and it's so, SO bad, but you're too embarrassed to say anything, so you sneak over to the canned vegetable aisle and stick it on a shelf while no one's looking?

Aha!

I KNEW IT WAS YOU.

Jennifer B. found this here, and all I can say is: good call, shopper.

(I kind of love how the cake's announcing itself to the green beans, though.)

 

Isn't it cute when bakers are just learning to write their numbers?

I'm gonna guess Drew is somewhere between 5 and 6.

(I usually censor bakery names, btw, but would you LOOK at that cake board? Hey, if Price Chopper Bakery wants credit that badly, who am I to stand in their way?)

 

And finally, here's a sweet visage to whisk you off to dreamland tonight:

Yeah, SLEEP WELL, GEORGE.

 

Thanks to Briana S., Lynnette M., Jennifer B., Lea A., & R.B. for reminding us there's more fish in sea - so I'm prolly never sleeping again.

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Pretty Much Just Screaming

Is it hot enough yet for ice cream?

Or the floating mountains of Pandora?

That red arrow can only mean one thing.

ALIENS.

 

How about a refreshing bedroom slipper?

::head tilt::

Or... cotton candy wearing a fedora?

 

Ohhh, hang on, I know what we need.

YASSS.

This is gonna be great.

John! Bring in the two-scooper!

::sound of rusty wheels squeaking::

ee ow ee ow ee ow

eeoweeoweeoweeow

BEHOLD!

THE TWO-SCOOPER.

This made me scare the cats.

Totally worth it.

 

Thanks to Cory Ellen, Brianna J., & Sarah N. for inspiring almost as many questions as belly laughs. Why is it all on one side? Why is it outlined? WHY IS IT SQUARE? And dang it all, why am I in the mood for ice cream now?

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