Cool Story, Bra

WARNING: Despite my best efforts, today's post is probably NSFW. Sorry/you're welcome.

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[running in]

MINIONS.

Did you hear?

IT'S NO BRA DAY.

Granted, roughly half the population celebrates No Bra Day every day, but for the REST of us - the ones forever tugging at shoulder straps and forgetting where we stashed our chapstick - this is huge.

I'm talking, back-side-of-Daleks huge!

(What, you don't see two Dalek backsides here? 
Fine, I'll skip the "EX-TERM-LAC-TATE!")

That's right, my under-wire caged friends, today we can be free! Unencumbered! And dare I say, a lot more jiggly!

Yep, it's time to let loose and feel the breeze on our...

Whoops that's a butt.

(But it fooled you for a second, too, right?)

Where was I. 

Oh, right! Cool breezes!

But maybe not this cool. 

o.0

::carefully crossing arms::

Now, obviously there are a lot of boob cakes for me to choose from today, but I'm trying to keep this safe for work. Bad enough I'm about to be blamed for a bunch of lacy new cubicle decorations out there. ("They're, uh, paperclip holders!")

So listen, if anyone asks, these are tiny tablecloths with pink sunhats on them:

Yup. Teeeeny tiny hats.

And this is two babies looking up:

Aw look, they're wearing matching bonnets! So cute.

And THIS, of course, is a flower:

Juuuuust a flower.

And finally, on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, let's hear it for all the scholarly achievers out there celebrating No Bra Day:

::throws confetti::

Thanks to Shannon S., Amber W., Sarah F., Anna H., Nadya S., Sharyn F., & Stephanie W. for keeping us abreast of all the best holidays.

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The baker swore she could recreate this Mad Hatter cake:

And yet...

To quote Aimee, "Oh, and the cake was burnt." 
Well, somebody got burned, am I right?! HEYO! High five!

Anyone?

Don't leave me hanging...

Fine.

Amber wanted this Mickey Mouse cake for a second birthday party:

Trouble is, she asked the baker to make it out of buttercream instead of fondant, which we all know would require a magic wardrobe, 3 fairies, and a photo of the Loch Ness Monster doing the Macarena.

Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if I showed you guys a really amazing cake right now?

Yeah, that would've been funny.

And now, for the first time ever, Cake Wrecks proudly presents: 
An In-Depth Analysis of the Wreck®

This has been: 
An In-Depth Analysis of the Wreck®

To keep things simple, Cheryl ordered the stock Hello Kitty design off the bakery's website, which looks like this:

You know how they say, "a picture is worth a thousand words?"

Well, in this case, a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake is worth about thirty bucks.

GOOD TO KNOW.

And finally, Angela writes, "This is what I wanted for the groom's cake..."

"...but in the color scheme of his drums, which is a green fade to lighter green with sparkles, like this:"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... coughcoughcough... cough...

Oh. You were being serious? No, yeah, sure. That's tooootally gonna happen.

:gigglesnort:

Well, look on the bright side, Angela; at least the baker didn't jam glow sticks into it like on your wedding cake. (Last one.) (Ahhh, good times.)

Thanks to Aimee R., Amber W., Cheryl S., & Angela for drumming up some new lolz.

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