Writhing, Gren, & Diferent

Look out, "Mom."

They're on to you.

They asked for "Happy Birthday Levi" in red icing, written in the top center of the cake:

NAILED IT.

"John without the H?"

NAILED IT.

Ever wonder what would happen if a cake and a beehive had a transporter accident?

Yeeeeeah.

I dunno about you guys, but the bee butts sticking out of the right side are freaking me right the heck out.

And finally, Jennifer's Summer School director wanted to celebrate their mid-way point with an "over the hump day!" cake. However, "she knew she was in trouble," Jennifer writes, "When the worker taking her order didn't know how to spell 'the.'"

I'm sure some of you have been there, making a phone order and wondering what, exactly, the baker was writing down on the other end. Well, in Jennifer's case, we know!

With an order form like this, WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

("Writhing" is oddly appropriate.)

Oh, right. This:

I think we can all agree this is definitely "gren" and "diferent."

Oh, and:

NAILED IT.

Thanks to Jenny B., Shirece B., Jeff J., Jennifer U., & Anony M., for the buzz.

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Relevant Product Placement Of The Day

Nailed It Note Pad

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Getting To Know You...

Getting to know your customers is crucial when running a business.

So bakers, I thought I'd introduce you to a few of YOUR customers from the CW audience:

That little boy's face = me when I see a Whoopie Pie.

(That's the bride in green.)

Oh, and the next time you decide to cover a cake with black icing, bakers, please:

THINK OF THE TONGUES.

It's not all bad, though. In fact, Becky's 6-year-old daughter just found the cake she wants for her next birthday, and it's totally do-able.

See?

From the Cake Wrecks book, no less!

Becky, you're clearly raising this kid right. Kudos.

And bakers, don't screw this one up. Or if you do, please remind Becky to send me a picture. :D

Thanks to Dawn S., Larissa S., Susan D., Jan M., Carol Ann, Brianna A., Christiana M., Amanda H., Kim C., & Becky S. for seeing "Dead People."

And now, 
BONUS ADORABLENESS!

Cannot. Handle. Teh cute.

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This seems like a good time to remind you there are actual, honest-to-goodness Cake Wrecks books. Two of ‘em! But this is the best one to stockpile for Christmas gifts:

Wreck The Halls

And from my other blog, Epbot: