FURRY LITTLE DEMON SPAWN

Rejoice with me, feline fanciers, for today... IS CAT DAY.

Yes, finally, at long last, after all our years of waiting, we can truly CELEBRATE all the little joys our catty children bring us.

Things like:

1. Staring at us in silent judgement while we talk on the phone:

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2: Yowling at us loudly from their still mostly-full food bowl:

3. Sauntering by nonchalantly with a giant string hanging out of their butt:

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 4. Ignoring us entirely in order to stare determinedly into the pitch dark corner of the living room while we're home alone at night.

5: Assuming the deceptively innocent "RUB MY BELLY" position:

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... which we KNOW is a trap, but fall for anyway.

6. Ramming their heads and claws repeatedly into any closed door between us and them until we finally get out of bed, throw open the door, and demand, "WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT, YOU FURRY LITTLE DEMON SPAWN" only for them to start purring and give us a lil' blep:

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Curse their infernal cuteness.

And finally, that classic catty joy:

7. Staring at us with dead-eyed defiance while they systematically knock every movable object off the table.

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"MY HOUSE, MY RULES."


Thanks to Sarah G., Maddy D., Kristen O., Jodee R., Gene H., Cheryl H., & Helena M., for the cat-astrophes. Oh, and hey, if any of you happen to knit or crochet, then I have an EXCELLENT idea:

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

What if you stuck your yarn in this thing? Or even better: Give it to someone along with that last cake, so it's like a set. :D (I know, I missed my calling as a personal shopper.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Anyone Have A Funny Feeling This Week?

Minions, without even knowing it, you just survived Clown Week!

Yep, for that last seven days clowns have been slithering into position:

... crawling up our cakes:

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... sliding into place:

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... and of course freezing Toy Story style the second the lights snap on:

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"Uh... hi?"

Once there, they bided their time

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Often hiding in plain sight!

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Watching...

Waiting...

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Anticipating!

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SAY IT AIN'T SO.

  But hey, we survived! Congrats!

 Thanks to Barb K., Christine T., Drew H., Pat L., Stephen M.,  Ginger G., Jenny Jo, Catherine M., Michael R., & Lindy N., who can turn the lights off now and carry me home .

And hey, for the person you love to terrorize, there’s this!

“Funny” Clown Man Doll

It’s small, so I’m picturing it tucked in unexpected places all around the house.

JUST THINK OF ALL THE FUN YOU’LL HAVE TOGETHER.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: