You Won't BELIEVE How Desperate These Click Bait Headlines Are

No matter how I rail against our Facebook overlords, the truth is we really depend on the traffic we get from my daily updates over there - even with FB only showing my posts to about 6% of you. :/

So to make the most of it, John keeps pushing me to make my Facebook posts more "enticing."

Success!

(Anna M. made her own princess castle homage. Day = MADE.) 
(Though I must admit, Anna, those candles are making even ME uncomfortable.)

I only have so many headstrong castles cakes I can post, though, so I did some research on what kinds of headlines get the most attention. Here, you guys tell me if I'm doing this right:

5 Huge Mistakes You're Making Right Now That Will Probably Kill You

Mystery Code Unlocked, Incredible Hidden Message Revealed!

One Weird Trick GUARANTEED To Make You Lose Eight Pounds Overnight:

Baker Gives Entire Graduating Class The Finger

Shocking New Discovery: Did Leo Kill Himself?

You Won't Believe What's Under These Skittles:

(I still don't.)

Benedict Cumberbatch Gets Frisky, Drops Scarf:

So, how am I doing, guys? Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments; maybe I'll get some post inspirations out of 'em. ;)

Thanks to Anna M., Jodie G., David D., Harri, Tim R., Ashley, Laura R., & Josh R. for the excuse to post yet another of those bizarre scarf cakes.

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The Far Side Of Cake, Vol 13

The Far Side of Cake, Vol 13

Unfortunately for Carl, some things were NOT lost in translation.

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The cruel reality of display case bullying.

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The duo would go on to dominate the entertainment world with their act, but sibling rivalry - coupled with a crippling addiction to Visine - would eventually tear them apart.

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Finally, a cake that celebrates the ambiguity of emotion brought on by large groups being told to put our hands in the air.

"... now what?"

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Joke's on you, Harold.

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The beast can remain motionless for hours, unblinking, barely breathing, waiting and watching for the moment its owner puts a business call on speakerphone.

"Meanwhile, this year's fiscal revenue has increased by... Debbie, is someone being murdered in your apartment?!"

Thanks to Wendy F., E.H., Amy, Krystine M., Lynne V., & Kristine M. for the walk on the Far Side.

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