You Won't BELIEVE How Desperate These Click Bait Headlines Are

No matter how I rail against our Facebook overlords, the truth is we really depend on the traffic we get from my daily updates over there - even with FB only showing my posts to about 6% of you. :/

So to make the most of it, John keeps pushing me to make my Facebook posts more "enticing."

Success!

(Anna M. made her own princess castle homage. Day = MADE.) 
(Though I must admit, Anna, those candles are making even ME uncomfortable.)

I only have so many headstrong castles cakes I can post, though, so I did some research on what kinds of headlines get the most attention. Here, you guys tell me if I'm doing this right:

 

5 Huge Mistakes You're Making Right Now That Will Probably Kill You

 

Mystery Code Unlocked, Incredible Hidden Message Revealed!

 

One Weird Trick GUARANTEED To Make You Lose Eight Pounds Overnight:

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Baker Gives Entire Graduating Class The Finger

 

Shocking New Discovery: Did Leo Kill Himself?

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You Won't Believe What's Under These Skittles:

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(I still don't.)

 

Benedict Cumberbatch Gets Frisky, Drops Scarf:

So, how am I doing, guys? Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments; maybe I'll get some post inspirations out of 'em. ;)

 

Thanks to Anna M., Jodie G., David D., Harri, Tim R., Ashley, Laura R., & Josh R. for the excuse to post yet another of those bizarre scarf cakes.

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