It's Mer-May, minions, so if you're a half-fish lady with donut hair... NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
Livin' life on the edge! Of the cakeboard.
(And judging by that camera angle, also on the ceiling.)
Them: "Wow, that tail!"
Her: "Thanks, it has pockets."
Or perhaps you prefer Sea Men?
Extra Manly Sea Men. Heyooooooooo
Him: "How do I bring this camo tail and huntin' rifle to the next level?
Them: "HOLD MY BEER."
Which brings us to the most majestic of the mer folk. A creature so magnificent, so regal, so breathtaking, that it defies all description.
So I wrote a haiku instead.
Ahem hem hem.
Never have I seen
Such dignity in the sea
Blobfish in a wig
Thanks to two Anony M.s & April S. for bringing Blobby back.
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