8 Hilarious Wrecks Bakers Want Us To Believe Are Football Helmets

I'll be the first to admit that a football helmet is not the easiest thing to draw:

It's all round and confusing and stuff.

BUT STILL.

But still.

Really, bakers?

REALLY??

If you had no context, tell me you wouldn't think this was a cheese grater:

And this was a happy whale:

Here's a couch in front of a window:

And a, uh...

...demonic hacky sack?

Eesh, how sad is it when this is the best one?

If only bakers had a helmet shaped PAN, you know? Something that locks them into the right shape, so they absolutely, positively, could NOT mess it...

*headdesk*

Thanks to Bruce B., Manda, Matt M., Anony M., Brielle R., Kristin N., Heather F., Rachel K., & Anna E. for finding a reason I might actually need a helmet. (Or possibly a padded desk.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

These Bakers Are Hard Core

Ever feel like bakers are speaking a whole 'nother language?

WELL THEY'RE NOT.

(Yes, yes, I realize you can't expect bakeries to know other languages. I also realize this is still funny.)

I've learned over my years here at CW that if I don't understand a cake design, it's probably a sports ball thing. So tell me, sports ball peeps:

What the heck?

I'm going to mix things up and do today's Missed Mark in reverse.
Let's see if you can guess what this is supposed to be:

I'll even give you a hint: it's school related.

Give up?

That's ok. So did the baker.

(Why would someone want an apple core cake anyway? What's next, cakes of crumbled milk cartons and used pudding cups?)

Usually I blur out bakery labels, but this next one was a paid ad. So clearly, Walmart WANTS everyone to see it:

"HNNNRRRRRGGGG!"

(That was my impression of a wookiee roar. I can tell you're impressed.)

And finally:

Um...

...and here WE were all hoping for a baby.

Thanks to Jon S., Brittany W., Katelyn C., Lynaa W., & Matthew K. for taking us to the gun and glitter show.