This Sunday is the day we tell Dad what he means to us - hopefully in a complimentary kind of way. You know, like this:
you were utter crap, of course, but I'm trying
to focus on the positive here. Ice cream?"
The important thing is to always be honest. For example, if your dad is a beer-swilling couch potato, you might try this model:
See, since the sign says "World's Greatest Sports Fan", there's no need to find anything positive to say about his parenting skills whatsoever. Score! (And if you're wondering why this design is on a green brick background and has a giant banana on it... so am I.)
For this next one, I think Brian M. said it best:
Noelle K., Mary V., Brianne, and Alea J., if there was a "Blog Reader's Day", I'd totally feel bad for not getting you a cake on that day.- Related Wreckage: Passive Aggressive Cakes
"Of all the Dads out there, you are one of them."
It's usually a safe bet to go with a simple "Happy Father's Day".
Well, I did say "usually".
And at least they remembered the "h". Heheh
Oh, and check this out: I got the same Wreck from two different people!
Ah, I love my Wreckporters
. What other blog has evil henchpersons
of such tried and true dedication, I ask you - eh? That's right, NONE of 'em.