There are usually a lot of weddings in June, so I know you're getting sick of all those perfectly lovely wedding and engagement cakes by now, aren't you? [patting your hand] Well don't you worry, dear; that's what I'm here for.
First, fellas, take note: This is NOT how you do it.
Once the engagement is set, some couples like to celebrate by getting something big, shiny, and misspelled:
Or freaking out the family with something that looks like it should come with a ransom note:
"Pay up, Bub, or your fiance loses her other hand."
(I've always wanted to do that.)
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