My fellow Americans, today is a day to say:
But only if you know Evan, of course. And what "Vetrens" are.
Otherwise that'd just be weird.
Because today, my friends, is a day to celebrate those brave men and women who fought for that most important thing worth fighting for:
The head of the Statue of Liberty.
No, wait. That can't be right...
Aha! That's right, they fought for:
Whoever "Dom" is.
Today is also a day to celebrate that black slime alien guy from Star Trek:
Only we must do it patriotically:
And so, in conclusion, and in "honer" of "Vetrans" Day...
...allow me to say to all of our wonderful veterans:
Perhaps I should rephrase that.
Thanks to Sandy K., Holly J., Jeff D., Sue D., Monica E., Tori L., Dana S., and anyone else who can successfully spell "heroes," "veteran," and "honor" after reading this post.