My Other Blog

What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Ba Dump Bum

What do you call bees that make milk?




Hey, P.M., there's something else weird about that bee, but I can't quite put my testicles on it.

« Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Felony | Main | Jock Glitch »

Reader Comments (40)

THAT is $24.48?? I thought they were going for a butterfly. Either way it is awful.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTraci

I would comment, BUT I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

Confidential to Wassa- Boo!!!

(Best post ever)

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFluffy Cow

Ohhhh my what a lovely thing to see first thing in the morning! If you'll excuse me I need to go splash some bleach in my eyes

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterA Hicks

Boo bees, now with dog biscuit

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMerel

I've had a rough week and that really just made me laugh a lot. Thanks! :D

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRachel H.

Ummm....I don't think that kind of bee makes milk...perhaps something else but definitely NOT milk!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermiss_paper

Too funny, but I think his wings clearly show that he's a BUM-blebee.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCarolyn

Dog biscuit outline
Covering testes with eyes?
Pretty flowers though!

(Boobies, heh heh heh uh-huh huh huh. Sorry Beavis & Butthead moment, I'm back now!)

Certainly not the worst cake but definitely a FAIL at doing a PG (or even PG-13!) rated bee!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGrnEyes6

Wow. With this cake, you could throw a dog a bone.......or a boner.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJuice

I'd have called it a "Ball-Peenbee", but I guess that doesn't really work, does it? (snicker)

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Even I could do better-and I never had training...

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I thought it was a worm getting crushed under a bone.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

@Traci It looks like the price tag on the cake itself says $20.00 (still overpriced). I think the $24.48 is for something above this cake. Hopefully they did a better job with that one! But then again, this does appear to be Wal-Mart. I'm sure the baker/decorator was hired simply for the fact that they were breathing, not because they had any discernable skill.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTrekkie Gal

he-he-he-he...she said "boo-bees". he-he-he-he

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRachaol

That is one perky looking bee!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMartha

That's a bee??
Are you sure it isn't a dog bicuit across a dildo?

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGary

I see Nessie, rising from the mists of the Loch, wearing an odd flotation device, or maybe a bear trap.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

The orange E.T.
spreads his diaphanous wings.
Fallen! Top-heavy!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

I swear, I just don't get it

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVeganGroomer

Bone plus boner? The newest in doggie chew toys? Ewwww.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentergobbler

not sure how to describe my feelings towards this awesomeness.... so instead I make a usualess comment about it! WHOOO :D

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermelicus

Your what?! Don't you mean tentacles? N-T. Big difference.

That was necessary.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMonica

It's flying to the left. To the left, I say.

How could the wreckerator never have seen a butterfly? Bee, I mean -- most butterflies have large, colorful wings. But there's no way that's a bee... DOC needs a staff entomologist, it seems.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

HAHAHAHAHAAA, yes, I thought of you when I saw it!
I love this site. The blog is brilliant, but the comments are the, (dare I say it?), icing on the cake!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterwassamatta_u

What about the brand of dog biscuits called Milk-Bone?

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterZoe

OH! I get it now.
It's fake-tanned nose with a
Breathe-Right strip on it!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

Thanks for the post and comments are funny! Zoe and Haiku Joy - that was good. And Monica - thanks for the "Better Off Dead" reference!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLoo-E Loo-I

really?? a bee/butterfly?? to me it looks more like a big red sore .... i think i'll stop there

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteramy

I love that all the comments are puns! all the readers are of higher intelligence!

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterYlime

@Monica - thank you for the Better Off Dead reference! You made my day! :)

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermichelej

That's quite a boner bone that bee is carrying.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKatiKat

@Craig -- DOC needs a staff entomologist, a staff etymologist, and maybe a couple of boxes of Entenmann's -- for the bunker.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

HAHA. Seriously though, I never read the comments. I only read these to see how many up-tight people complained about the word testicles and...Nothing! Come on uptight people, reading your stick-up-your-butt comments is half the fun with these kinds of posts.

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

at first glance, I thought the MilkBone/wings "drawing" was the chalk outline they do before they move the body. then I saw what was under it and it looks like they missed a piece. (waggles eyebrows)

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

Hmm must be a new type of bee that only wreckerators can see in their dreams lol. I too thought it looked like a bone crushing a worm. But hey at least the flowers are pretty and don't look like things they shouldn't..or do they?? Lol.

February 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

Aw, nuts, Joe. Sorry to disappoint, but the ball's in your court. If you want folks to get plum upset around here, you might need to bribe them. Just remember: one man's junk is another man's jewels.

February 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

Giggling like a schoolgirl over here.
Honestly, am I 10.

February 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

How COULD you Mrs. Dinky?

February 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TESTICLES!!!!! Brillance once again....God I love this site!

February 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRobyn

What a boner, Jen! I really must say, I am so very disappointed in your rigidly puniferous attempt at such juvenile humor, made worse by your wooden delivery and stiff punchline. Why, I am practically turgid with fury at the overt content. You should be ashamed. I hope you never decide to do stand-up because then there would be TWO of us making these bad puns...

February 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRyan Egesdahl

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>