Six Tasteless Treats For Veterans Day

Ok, bakers, it's Veterans Day! And how do we respond to a national holiday honoring those who've served in the armed forces?

Bakers: With ABJECT TERROR!!

Noooooo...

And WORMS!

Ew! No!

And hashtags!

Now I'm just confused.

And LADY BUGS!

Confused... and mildly repulsed.

Bakers: And soldier-topped cupcakes!

Oh, well, that doesn't sound too ba... wait.

o.0

That's it, bakers; no more icing for you.

Bakers: AWWW!

Nope, I mean it! NO ICING. Yeah. Let's see you wreck anything NOW.

THAT WAS RHETORICAL PLEASE STOP.

Thanks to Alice D., Anony M., Laura R., Anony M., Elizabeth G., & Audrey T. for reminding us all to thank a veteran today... with pie.