Awkward Ninja Turtle Erections & Other Treats

Further proof that talent and common sense aren't always a package deal:

Now if only it said "CREST HERE" on the left.

John's taken over e-mail submission duties here at CW, and speaking of "duties..."
... yesterday he named this file, "pretty much just poop.jpg"

NAILED IT.

("Cake Wrecks: Keeping It Prefessional Since 2008")

I'm sorry, everyone; I know poop jokes are classless and in poor taste.

So here, have an Awkward Ninja Turtle Erection:

BOOYAKASHA!

(I'm not sure who looks more horrified: me or him.)

One of my Grammar Police friends recently posted a Facebook mini-rant about the word "alright" - which I, personally, have no problem with.*

[*Yeah, I said it. COME AT ME, BRO.]

The very next day was my friend's birthday, so I found her the perfect cake from our archives:

It went over so well, I think everyone should do this for their grammar-loving friends!

I also recommend writing something like, "Its you're birthday! Irregardless, do'nt loose ur kool, Ok?"

And finally, for you bakers out there: this is why you should be careful what you post on Facebook:

Ouch.

Thanks to Regina F., Doug M., Sharlyn W., Andrea C., & Anony M., who all know Facebook is really only good for thought-provoking political discussions.

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Oh hey, finally an excuse to talk about the new TMNT action figures I just bought... for myself:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: LARP Figures

The turtles dressed up to play "Mutants & Mazes" on the show (the 2012 reboot), and I just learned a few weeks ago that there are action figures of them in costume, which is just about the greatest thing ever. LOOK AT DONNY IN HIS WIZARD BATH ROBE. Bahahaha! I still have to figure out where to display these beauties. 

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And from my other blog, Epbot: