When Mutation Day Explains So Much
I read that today is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' "Mutation Day" - something you wouldn't think other people would celebrate, but then, that's the only explanation we have for this:
And in true TMNT fashion, I shall call her "Hipposaurus."
"Why are we running?"
"Because the hipposaurus."
(That's about the level of literary greatness you can expect for the rest of this post, gang, so buckle up and/or head for the exit now.)
Next we have Heeby Jeeves:
Mummy The Dearest Lobster:
...and Sheldon The Sensual Sea-Serpent:
Likes: smooth jazz, gelato, aromatherapy
Dislikes: Big Bang Theory jokes
Then there's Pillo-dillo, The Throw Pillow Punisher:
Catch Phrase: "The Pillow Punisher IS BRINGING YOU DOWN."
Eh?
EH?
OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
And finally, my personal favorite: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meet Newborn Sentient Yoga Wave:
::head tilt::
Or it could be Grimace - you know, the purple guy from McDonald's? - doing the worm.
Anyway, we can't celebrate the Turtles' mutation without a vaguely threatening TMNT birthday cake, right?
RIGHT.
(Better watch out, birthday dude.)
Thanks to Bea, Patricia K., Maddy R., Sarah K., Haley D., Diane B., & Amber M. for the cowa-bungles.
P.S. 10,000 geek points to the person who can correctly identify which of today's mutant names is actually from the show. :D
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Oh, and here's a reminder of what Grimace looks like, for you youngin's:
