And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls

 

  Shiny, glistening, fetid!

 

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

 

   

I can open your eyes

 

Take you blunder...

 

... by bluuuunder

 

Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...

 

No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.