How The Cookie Fumbles


Bakers think footballs are shaped like this:

 Or this:

 Or this(!!):

Or - lest you think the wrecks are always cupcake cakes (ptooie!) - this:




 Give the bakers a football-shaped baking pan! 

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!


The cookies, they mock us. THEY MOCK US, I SAY.


Ah well, at least we know they can't screw up baseballs.



Thanks to Beth H., Chris E., Erin M., Kathryn H., Jenesis E., & Jamie F. for the offer, but I think I'll pass.