PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

Sometimes you want your wedding cake to tell a story.

Just not this one.

He was a small game hunter who liked to drink.

She was an amateur taxidermist who collected tiny hats.

(And also liked to drink.)

Together, they would create:

THE MOST HORRIFYING WEDDING CAKE
...IN THE WORLD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deep breath]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thanks to Christine C. for finding the Bloggess' next anniversary cake.

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