Graduated, "Educated", Wreckerated

The graduation wrecks are already pouring in, and I for one could NOT be happier. Look at all these glorious wrecks! LOOK AT THEM!! MUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!

Oh, right. I guess I should show you some.

Is it a green dog bone? Corinthian column? Oh! Oh! A DUMB BELL??


"We came, we survied, we KICKED SPELLING'S AS!"


Hey, dude, your post was on Tuesday. Try to keep up.


And by the way, Kaitlyn, here's your "diploma." If you get it wet it makes a rad temporary tattoo.


Hey hey, apparently if you go to the "bakey" you can help wish 2014 a happy graduation!

Yep, you just can't teach 'Street smarts like that.


And while you're there, could you check the fax machine?

I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one.


Thanks to Anony M., Johannah S., Kelli W., Miranda B., Jaime D., & Jordan for giving us just the fax, man. JUST THE FAX.


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