Note: NSFW Naughtiness Ahead. You have been warned!
Oh yeah. And blood.
Like, a surprising amount of blood.
Did I mention the blood?
It's National Divorce Day, my friends, and - oh yes - WE HAVE CAKES FOR THAT.
"Frying pans - who knew, right?"
I wrote a dirty joke here, then remembered my parents read this blog. So just let your imagination do the walking, sitting, etc. Also, HI MOM & DAD!
Thanks for censoring that, John.
Uh, I think I'm sensing a trend here, ladies...
OH THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
And remember, girls, sometimes a divorce cake can backfire. Like when Lindsy's friends ordered one with a swimming fish that read, "She finally got away!"
Thanks to Greg F., Anony M., Tori L., Jennifer S., Katherine, Laura K., Emily R., & Lindsy F. for the bait and switch.