It's Monkey Day, you guys, and I have a sinus infection!!
Therefore, I will now illustrate the first 7 stages of getting a sinus infection... using monkey cakes.
Like ya do.
Stage 1) Hey, my head kind of hurts - but I'm sure everything's fiiiiiine.
Watch me do some improbable leg stretches!
Stage 2) Wow, this headache is getting particularly stabby.
...much like this banana.
Stage 3) I never knew eyebrows could scream.
Stage 4) I can't hear you. Are there cupcakes stuffed in my ears? It feels like there are cupcakes stuffed in my ears. Giant ones. With glass shard sprinkles.
I'll just smile and nod when people talk from now on.
Stage 5) MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH CONCRETE AND EVERYTHING HURTS DON'T TALK TO ME DON'T LOOK AT ME JUST BRING ME MORE HOT TEA ARRRRGNNNGGGRAAAAAAAR!
[sound of a menthol vaporizer chugging steam while Star Trek reruns play in the background]
Drooly, a vacant stare, & heavily medicated.
Yep, looks about right.
Thanks to Anony M., Donna L., Sue S., Ellen M., Alison S., & Angela J. I'll tell ya what stage 7 is once I get there, guys.