The Top Super Bowel 2015 Fumbles

The Big Game may be over, but we're still tallying up the score on the 2015 Super Bowel!

Why is it called the Super Bowel, you ask?

Simple: because everyone in it really has to go.


(I think this is what they call a "Hawlk Smash Cake.")


Oh, and hey, big congrats to all the Prats out there:


And our condolences to ol' what's-their-name:

It was a valiant battle of tight ends, easy scores, and regulation-approved ball grabbing, but in the end I think we can all agree that Nationwide commercial was a total downer.

(Seriously, Nationwide. DA HECK.)


Yes, my friends, let us never forget... the year of ex-licks.

... and unfortunately phallic helmets.

Because seriously, a helmet that looks like a schlong?
Now that's using your head!


Thanks to April W., Leslye B., Karie P., Justine B., Jennifer P., & Marilyn Z., who all admit they read it as "ex-licks" every time, too.


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