I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...


It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.


OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter

A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.


OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point

"You can't HANDLE the truth!"


OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!

(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)


...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.

Then don't do that.


Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.


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