It's Like Beer Goggles For People With Dirty Minds
We all start out so innocent.
Every kid loves balloons, right?
Until one day, you start to look closer.
"Hey! Waaaait a second..."
!!
Next thing you know, you see them circling everywhere.
Dancing, mocking you.
Gathering their forces.
Closing in.
You: "Someone else is seeing this, right? It's not just me? TELL ME IT'S NOT JUST ME."
Everyone else: ::silence::
Everyone else: ::silence::
Everyone else: "Haaaaappy birthday toooo you!"
Don't worry, though, minions; eventually you learn to make peace with your new super power. And one day, you may even start to have fun with it.
Like this:
Ready...
Aim...
FI-YUR!!
Admit it, our way is way funnier.
Enjoy your boring old "balloons" and "candles" everyone else; we'll just be over here nudging each other and snickering.
Thanks to Laura P., Danielle N., Amanda M., Deborah V., Sam H. & Cindy A. for not letting one climactic birthday go to her head.
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