[movie announcer voice]
It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU.
But, like, in a scary way. (Perv.)
You WILL be scared.
You WILL have questions.
"Hang on, how do mutant shamrocks even HOLD knives? I mean, if you think abo...
You MAY lose your lunch.
So pucker up, baby:
...and get ready...
"Why's it always have to be snakes?"
...to kiss your Blarney stone... goodbye.
COOKIE PUSS GETS LUCKY
the horror show you'll never believe is family-friendly, but it is, honest, just maybe don't google that exact phrase with your 'safe search' off.
...IN A SCARY WAY.
Thanks to Alexandra F., Sharon S., Jenn L., Dee C., Gina L., Rhonda M., & Jess R. for striking gold with these finds.