...in cake form, of course.
The Virtual Side-Eye:
The "OH PLEASE."
(When do we get an "eye roll" reaction, Facebook?)
The "OH HAIL NO!"
The "Everything is fine."
The "I am a leaf on the wind."
No one can damage this calm.
The Watching A Friend Have A Rage Meltdown:
Pro-tip: When dealing with all-caps rants, I don't recommend correcting their spelling errors. It's just never appreciated.
The "Looks like someone didn't check Snopes again."
The "Bring popcorn; this just got GOOD."
The Staring Into The Abyss:
Pro-tip: Cookies help.
The "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!"
Thanks to Jodee R., Landileigh, Michelle G., Brooke, Eli K., Elicia N., Tamara, Elizabeth M., Amy S., & Jackie K. for not overreacting.