YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind.
Here's how it works:
If you can look at the following cake without immediately side-eying the person next to you and/or laughing like a scandalized hyena, you pass.
Oh, and if you see the name "Emma," you pass, too.
If, however, you see a Simpson Schlong with the word WEED written on it, welcome. You're one of us.
Thanks to Susan W. & Elizabeth S. on Twitter for exposing the not-so-cold hard facts on the Danish baking industry.