GET A GRIP, MIKAYLA'S MOM

Ahh, children's birthday parties. The balloons, the games, the judgey parents inspecting your hand towels - and of course, the enormous icing phallus on little Mikayla's cake:

Talk about the elephant in the room! I guess the rest of him is invisible.

Thanks to Freda for taking us down the path of snickers and knowing glances. Now SHHHH, before the kids start asking questions.

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