Fling Your Stinky Underwear Over There


If you're stumped for cake inscriptions, just remind everyone what the bride's name is, and what the heck you're all doing there:

This kind of shorthand is invaluable for heavy drinkers.


You could also remind them when the party is happening:

...which is perfect for time travelers. And also heavy drinkers.


Since you need games at a shower (it's the law. The cruel, cruel law.) try some fun word jumbles!

Warning: This one is less perfect for heavy drinkers.


Aight, ladies, now it's time to spice things up.

So add butts.


Tina Belcher approved.


You could also throw in a weirdly phallic umbrella/jellyfish thingie:


And end with the insinuation that someone will have stinky underwear by morning:

BOOM. Now that's what I call a shower. Or at least a need for one.


And finally, if you never want to be in charge of the cake again, just bring this along:

Awww yeeeeeeah.


Thanks to Anony M., Trey P., Melinda M., Kristy F., Christine, Liz M., & William M. for the best ransom-note shower cake I've ever seen.


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