HOW TO ORDER A BRIDAL SHOWER CAKE:
If you're stumped for cake inscriptions, just remind everyone what the bride's name is, and what the heck you're all doing there:
This kind of shorthand is invaluable for heavy drinkers.
You could also remind them when the party is happening:
...which is perfect for time travelers. And also heavy drinkers.
Since you need games at a shower (it's the law. The cruel, cruel law.) try some fun word jumbles!
Warning: This one is less perfect for heavy drinkers.
Aight, ladies, now it's time to spice things up.
So add butts.
OOH LA LA.
Tina Belcher approved.
You could also throw in a weirdly phallic umbrella/jellyfish thingie:
And end with the insinuation that someone will have stinky underwear by morning:
BOOM. Now that's what I call a shower. Or at least a need for one.
And finally, if you never want to be in charge of the cake again, just bring this along:
Thanks to Anony M., Trey P., Melinda M., Kristy F., Christine, Liz M., & William M. for the best ransom-note shower cake I've ever seen.
And from my other blog, Epbot: