It's International Clown Week, gang, which means it's time to again remind you that I used to be a clown. Yep, white face, balloon animals, the works.
Now, I realize my colorful past may disturb you, but keep in mind I did it for the children.
Specifically the ones who ran away screaming at the mere sight of me, since the ones who ran AT me were a lot more likely to go for the groin.
Those were interesting times. Interesting, painful times.
Anyway, since clowns always get a bad rap, today I'm introducing some little-known clown superheroes. That's right: clown superheroes. Aw yeah. Prepare to be WHELMED.
The Incredible Bulk!
His enemies will never get HIM into a slimming A-line.
Able to scale tall buildings... in really big shoes.
The Clown With No Super Powers But Who Has A Cool Car:
Fun Fact: There are actually 42 clowns in there.
The Invisible Clown:
Don't ask to see his levitating donut trick. JUST DON'T.
The Amazing Spider-Bozos:
Their signature move is sneaking up on children from above and lobbing balloon animals at them.
Because the Transformers kicked him out.
The Meringue Magneto:
And of course, Mr. Incredible:
He experiences a lot of burning sensations, IF you know whatta mean.
Thanks to Kristen M., Brittany, Laura S., Laura W., Michelle B., Robin C., Steve & Carisa, Mary R., & Ed for the SUPER funny business.
And from my other blog, Epbot: