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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Happy VD!

Happy Valentine's Day, my dear Wreckies!

Look, I got you some shoes!

John says they look like big fingernails, but they're actually Valentine high heels.

No, really! See?



I also got you these:

VALENTINE BEAR VAG... er...Vagabonds!

Bear vagabonds.

[awkward pause]



B6 Myne?


After all, you guys KNOW U my #2s, right?

And who could pass up a solid #2?


Which reminds me:

This guy did.

Um. Is... is that a snail? Saying "I'm hungry for your heart?"
Why? Do snails eat hearts? Is the curly ribbon so he can strangle you first? Do only the crappy snails strangle you and then eat your heart? Where might one find such cheerfully homicidal mollusks? (Asking for a friend.) And do you really want your Valentine present to evoke these kinds of questions?

I sense I may be "overthinking" it.

Unlike this guy:



Ok, you know what, let's just forget Valentine's Day.
Instead we can spice things up the old fashioned way:


Dipped in what, Charissa B.?



Thanks to Rebecca B., Kimberly E., Lorene T., Anony M., Jude C., & Charissa B. for keeping it hot, hot, hurk!



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Reader Comments (12)

Omg, I know where that dipped jalapeño is from! I'M CALLING TO ORDER ONE!!!

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMamaOfSix

In Cake Wrecks town, where love is king
When the cake hits the flan, here's what they say

When the cake shoes are high
And the ribbons unwind, that's a cake wreck
When chillies are dipped
And it's all Valentiens, that's a cake wreck.
Hearts for #2, scooby-dooby-doo
What a giant poo, we all shout at the image.
Stomachs lurch, bleurchy, bleurchy bleurch
Why don't bakers work, like professional writers?

When buttercream shines
Cause they drunk too much wine, that's a cake wreck.
When the "dog" looks confused
And you reach for the booze.
When the hearts are bedecked
With "be mine", goodness sek
Scuzi then, once again,
But we know now from Jen

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSomeone New

That dipped UV light burned jalapeno :( Love the side chick heart shaped cookies.

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHyena Overlord

Hey... *Flappy Valentien's Day!* to you, too!!! 😂🤣🤣

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMollyCoco

Happij Valentien’s Day to you too! (Why do those bears have hearts on their bums?)

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Okay, for the high heel, I see a cupcake, cookie, and…what exactly is the heel made from? And is there a man lying on his back underneath it?

Perhaps it's sold online as "Cupcake in a Box." (Step one: Cut a hole in a box…)

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

I don't think it is a snail, it is a mole's nose. You need to read the excellent book entitled The Little Mole Who Knew It Was None Of His Business.
It is about a mole who goes in search of the animal who pooped on his head. Very informative if you like learning about poop (or poo as we say in our country) :-)

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCaryl

Have you read all the tweets replying to the guy who mansplained vag... uh...vagabonds?? I lost it when I saw that tweeted him to try to educate him. Maybe if he’s had those cookies he’d know more.

Thanks for making me laugh every day!

February 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKaren T

I am trying so hard not to laugh and wake up the neighbors but that jalapeno is giving me fits lol. Oh my gosh where on earth do they come up with these things?

February 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I read it as "Hungry for your Honey", and assumed some one had got their bees, birds, bugs and mollusks mixed.

February 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Is the poo snail supposed to be a hungry hungry hippo perhaps?

February 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrittney

I don't see a snail, I see a hungry hungry Hippo! You know, the game with the marbles and the 4 hippos trying to snatch up as many as possible? The inscription makes a lot more sense that way.

February 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAllegra

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