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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

It's Like A Little Baby Unicorn... OF NIGHTMARES

I'm so pumped for Frozen 2, minions. Not only do we get some sparkly pantsuit action (with CAPES, uh thankyouverramuch), we also get more of Frozen's real hero, Olaf.

And lemme tell ya, if my favorite snowboi doesn't hit us up with another song this movie I will be distraught. DISTRAUGHT I SAY.

So to tide us over 'til then... hit it, Olaf Wrecks!


::jazzy music starts up::
::slow zoom in on the bakery aisle::
::as dozens of terrified children run past crying::


Kids'll shake
Moms'll be sayin' "for goodness' sake"

All because my frosted face
is a bummer...

No body
Or hands
Just my head screaming according to plan

Prob'ly scaring everyone's Gran - a bummer!

I'll gesture towards a Pac-Man
With eyes as dead as night


And I'll sneak up on little Suzie...


...and give her



AAAAAnd I can't

wait to see,

what Elsa will think of meeee!


'Cuz this nightmare fuel is definitely

...a bum-merrrrrr!


Thanks to Jodee R., Cecy E., Maya O., Mike C., I.B., Andrea K., & Amanda D., who are clearly all worth melting for. Pass the wet-naps.


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Reader Comments (10)

Ummm......just wondering: ARE those "collectible" buttons on that second thing (oops--I meant "Nolaf"?)

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

That last cake is absolutely terrifying. Whatever child was the recipient of that horror might be traumatized for life!

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Do you wanna melt a snowman? C'mon, let's save the day!

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDee

Um... that one w/Pac Man... anybody else wondering why the ghost of Hitler on a surfboard is on a kid's cake?

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

Do they think Olaf is supposed to be a ghost?

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAustex99

Eduardo/Allen - eh, not bad. Susie’s is just durn cute! #2 and the cakepop - those are ‘scawy cwowns!!’ I’ve been looking at CW way too long.

February 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDi F

"Birthday" spelled incorrectly and correctly ... on the same cake!

March 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

That Pac-Man should run from what looks like a possessed Olaf lol heck I would run from that baker too.

March 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Poor Eduardo only gets a "birtday", whereas Allan gets the whole thing. Eduardo will be talking to his therapist about this in 20 years or so.

March 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

The Olaf cake pop is a little less 'Olaf' and a little more 'Insane Clown Posse'.

March 11, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrandy

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