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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?


"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt
But now you're on your butt
Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz
My dog told you so



"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along



"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same



"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You're all I'll ever want
So hold my beer
And marry me



"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life!
And over end neither left nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life



"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket trip
If you're lookin' for lovin'
Don't sit on her dog!


Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D


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Reader Comments (20)

They're all real, aren't they?

Once again, I fear for the human race.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMudmusher

I have heard of two of those; the Drop-Kick one and the Sexy Tractor one, but I'm willing to bet the rest are real. They're just goofy enough to appeal to the C/W fan base.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

If they aren't real songs, they should be!

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLynne

That's my best guess.How many did I get right?

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commentertinytiger

I grew up hearing 'Dropkick Me, Jesus" so thanks for now giving me that earworm!

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

I don't know about the others, but I remember "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" from when it came out. I loved it!

I'll bet they are ALL real titles.

I love how on the redneck wedding cake, the bride is standing up there all by herself cause her man is off hunting. At least she knows what she's getting into.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Jen

I know "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" is a real song, I loved it years and years ago, sung by Kenny Chesney. I'm going to guess they are all real country songs. Especially the football goalpost one.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBetty Martin

Well, I know for sure that "Drop-kick Me. Jesus" is a real song. I've heard that one sung many times.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTexas Gal

I got 100%!

I also only answered for two. But I did get both of them right.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

I know the answer to which one is real, as I have memories of my dad singing it.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCarol S.

Two, three and five are real Country songs. The others might be, but I don't listen to the crap they call Country any more.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSue W.

I am sorry to be stupid, but where are the answers? I know a couple of them are genuine, but would like to be sure about the others.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDorothy

I'm thinking the only fake is "Hold my beer and marry me"- it that were a real song it would be more like, "Hold the Wedding til I Finish My Beer".

March 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAA

Where are the answers? Loved the post - as always!!!

March 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKyllikki

Are you familiar with the (entirely real) one, "I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You"

March 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLER

Well that drop kick me cake had me laughing so hard as is the fact that song even exists.

March 29, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Dropkick Me, Jesus - the third line is "End over end," btw. "And over end" doesn't make any sense. But then, we country music fans don't really care if it make sense. Catchy tunes, goofy words, you just can't help but sing along!

March 29, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCSR

After Google searching, #'s 2, 3 and 5 are real song titles. I thought I had remembered hearing those "back in the day".

March 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

Cake 3 makes me think "moisturize me"

March 31, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrandy

The yipping cake got me... Same happened to me once, but with a cat. (Actually it might have happened more than once.) (The concerned cat(s) are fine.)

April 12, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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