Help me out, minions: is this alien shrugging, or is that a snooty little handlebar mustache?
It's a unicorn.
Or so they'd have us believe.
Well, thank goodness unicorn cookies are easy. All you need is a horn, a mane, and an eye!
Sweet merciful leprechaun trouser monkeys.
This is worse than I thought.
OK, hang on, hang on, I've got it: If bakeries make everything out of plastic - the eyes, the horn, even the ears - then there's no way a wreckerator can screw it up, right?
In fact, here's an example from a bakery's order book:
See? D.L. make a great choice when she ordered this one: Literally the only thing the decorator has to pipe is some rainbow hair, and maybe a few flowers!
This is a sure thing! This is in the bag! This is...
... Grandma Unicorn?
(Shh, she's "sleeping," kids.)
Thanks to Kaitlin H., Dimi C., & D.L. for livening up that party.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: