A Letter Wrong And A Holler Short

When you get like 99% of it right, but all anyone can talk about is that ONE LITTLE MISTAKE:

Home bun!

Her name is Lacy:

Guess why she didn't go back to get it fixed.

Because she was LATE, that's why.
Sheesh, you people.

A true test of Dad's skills:

The best part of this next one? This was the counter display:

For someone who really doesn't like lemons.

(Is this like "Batter up?" Should we ask a couple Fluggers to weigh in?)

(And what's with the little hash marks on the right? Are the letters R and P demonstrating proper Puker technique?)

Alas, we must leave the great Puker Debate for now, because... IT'S TIME.

What time, you ask?

TIME TO...

Awwwww yeeeeeah.

Right, one of you start wailing on the harpsichord, someone else roast up a bushel of sheep dongs, and the rest of us are gonna go get shot by a crossbow.

("Man, this themed party suuuuucks.")

Thanks to Kathryn D., Lacy A., Judi S., Zanna F., & Ivy B. for going medieval on us.

*****

P.S. Speaking of parties, here's a way to add a little magic to your drinks - or, going with the medieval theme, get you accused of witchcraft:

Shimmer Brew, Edible Glitter Powder For Drinks

Years ago John and I made a Pensieve Potion for one of our Potter parties, and this shimmer dust has been a top seller in my Amazon shop ever since. THIS STUFF IS SO FUN, y'all.

I prefer a pearl or iridescent powder over a color, because then you can add a drop of food coloring to make any or ALL the colors. You only need the tiniest bit even for a big punch bowl, so this little $10 container should last you several parties, easy.