Missed Marks

8 Dog Cakes To Get You Out Of The Doghouse

It's "Get Out Of The Doghouse" day, minions, and as always, I am here to help.

We won't dwell on WHY you're in the doghouse, but suffice to say someone, somewhere, is annoyed. (Especially the dog, I imagine.) So make it up to your special someone with one of these 8 sure-fire pastry pooches:

The "My Bad" Bulldog

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Boops.

The "Take Me Back" Terrier Trio

They've seen things, man.

The "Sprinkled With Sadness" Shiba

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So pathetic, you're guaranteed to score sympathy points just by proxy.

The Prickly Poodle of 'Pologies

"I am... so spiky."

"SORRY! I mean sorry."

The Demon Dachshund of Despair

Look, I'm not saying you should scare your SO with a creepy dog cake... I'm just saying it's an option.

 Hairy Pawter & The Cupcake Cake (ptooie!) Of Contrition

"Expecto my bone-'em!!"

(Er... maybe save that line for after you make up.)

The Fast and The Fur-less

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So named because it's all plastic, but if it happens to be YOUR nickname, too, then even better.
::WINK::

And finally...

The Hump-Day Husky

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Guaranteed to give you a leg up!

[Also something something "chasing tail." Hehehehhehe.]

Thanks so Denise F., Alyssa F., Taryn V., Erin, Jessica C., Katherine L., & Kristin C., for the doggone good time.

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Wreck Every Mountain - Plus These Wedding Cakes, While You're At It

They asked for mountains:

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And never has "Good Luck" looked quite so sarcastic.

 

Tessa tells me this wedding cake was supposed to look like bark:

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Bark, huh?

Well, it DOES look pretty "ruff."

Eh? EH?

Oh, who asked you.

 

Guess where they wanted the 10:

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"What am I, a mind reader?"

And finally, Kelley asked for this wedding cake design:

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Except with red pearls and no flowers.

 

Unfortunately, her baker confused "pearls" with "Atomic Fireballs.*"

...and then apparently smoothed out the icing with a hairbrush.

Bummer.


*Anyone else remember Atomic Fireballs? Those spicy cinnamon jawbreakers?

I'm... I'm showing my age again, aren't I.

Drat.

 

Thanks to Jessica G., Tessa R., Lauren R., Lisa W., Andrea L., & Kelley T. for the giggles.

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