There's Really Only One Direction This Can Go...

Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this:

(Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?)

 

Here's what she got:

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THAT'S NO DEATH STAR.

I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. o.0

 

Over in Things That Actually Exist, here's the "One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit:"

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They had to make the frosting chocolate, didn't they.

 

Now, granted, those weren't made by a professional baker. As we all know, a professional would make that kit look truly... er...

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Never mind.

(WHY IS IT SO GREEN?! *hurk*)

 

According to the bakery where Stacie bought it, this is a dolphin:

A DOLPHIN.

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Really.

 

And finally, yes, I'm sure it's intentional, and it's probably not even new, but it made me laugh, so HERE:

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Thanks to Catie, Matthew C., Anne, Stacie S., & Sandra O. for inspiring everyone's next office birthday cake.

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