There's Really Only One Direction This Can Go...

Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this:

(Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?)

Here's what she got:

THAT'S NO DEATH STAR.

I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. o.0

Over in Things That Actually Exist, here's the "One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit:"

They had to make the frosting chocolate, didn't they.

Now, granted, those weren't made by a professional baker. As we all know, a professional would make that kit look truly... er...

Never mind.

(WHY IS IT SO GREEN?! *hurk*)

According to the bakery where Stacie bought it, this is a dolphin:

A DOLPHIN.

Really.

And finally, yes, I'm sure it's intentional, and it's probably not even new, but it made me laugh, so HERE:

Thanks to Catie, Matthew C., Anne, Stacie S., & Sandra O. for inspiring everyone's next office birthday cake.

*****

Also I’m sad to report, dear minions, that I couldn’t find the One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit on Amazon … but I DID find this:

The One Direction “Girl Talk” Board Game.

ERMERGERSH. Anyone else tempted to get some cupcakes and some wine coolers and make a night of this?

And on my other site, Epbot: